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Create paradigm outside the norm
A fun simple way
To make what you say
Entertain, intrigue and inform
Some find puerile, some pooh pooh
This limerick thing that we do
Before you decry it
You might wanna try it
Cause we’d sure like to see some from you
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Join this endeavor if you would
As long as one thing’s understood
Don’t have to be cute
Or a fucking hoot
Just as long as the bastards are good
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A grand time is had, this is true
Per verse busy tongues, me and you
What goes in what comes out
And off we do spout
It's not just with words that we screw
"Do not feed the bears" read the sign
At some German zoo near the ..Rhine..
An illiterate hog
Plunged into their bog
Upon her fat ass they did dine
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a bitch who overlooked the town pub....
approached a few bears for some grub....
they gave her a clawing....
and a little light pawing....
for acting like a wannabe cub....
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The crazy broad's head spun dizzily
Synapses all popped and fizzily
Snack for a bear
Who just didn't care
For a meal he knew would be grizzly
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cute, cuddly bears of the polar,....
one dumbest woman under solar....
get together for lunch ....
where she can't feel the crunch ....
of her fat ass caught in their molar....
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So born so incredibly bare
Now a bear with lily white hair
Too close to the border
Buy polar disorder
Aphrodisiacs won't be found there
here's a rhyme to tell what i ate:....
'nuff pasta to fill a large plate!....
now very full....
my mind's in a lull....
and belly is mildly sedate.....
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a lim'rick before i retire--....
the poet in me you inspire--....
okay, enough said!....
i'm going to bed....
lest i end in a rhyming quagmire.
tonight i made a grilled cheese....
but the end left me displeased....
you'd think i'd've learnt....
to not make it burnt....
and tasting like i had sneezed....
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Grilled cheese is usually hot
Excepting the grilling or not
I see no disaster
Little Schnozzblaster
It's either grilled cheese or it snot....
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